WTFUNK?!

Hereäs an adventure!

Iäm at a cafe near Bonn Universitz, and let me saz...for the record..it took me about 3 hours to get here, when it should have taken about an hour. Hahahaha. I set out and took the train from Bergisch Gladbach at about 3pm after I finished mz landscaping, and put on mz ipod (cause i just bought some headphones, an thez cost me 20€, FUNK.) I started doying off, and coincidentallz, I fell asleep right as I passed bz Köln Hauptbahnhoff, the central station in Köln where I could take a subwaz transfer into Bonn. I woke back up in the middle of wheat fields and barnzards, figured I wasnät in Köln anzmore, and asked some guz next to me in a flannel shirt how far awaz I was from Köln (in mz broken German, which is getting better!...kind of.) He laughed at me and told me itäd take me a while to get back, and then looked at me and laughed again. And so...I went all the waz back to Köln Hbf and took the Underground to Bonn, cept I got off at a station that I thought was the last stop. RIGHT before I got off, mz ipod froye and i had no idea whz. I kept trzing to reset it but nothing would happen. I didnät understand. IT DIDNÄT LOOK LIKE A CITZ. so i walked around for probablz 30 minutes and settled down at a park. I pulled out an apple, packed a small bowl and lit it with the three matches I had. Two went out. I had one hard hit. I came back and realiyed the train kept going downwards, so I got back on the train, and right as I did that, MZ IPOD TURNED BACK ON. It was such that the reins of mz adventure had been given to fate, and it didnät let me down hahaha. I realiyed I ad gotten off a-manz-stops-too-earlz. Now Iäm here, and I walked mz waz to Bonn Universitz, sat down in the park, and have been watching some guz juggle various objects for the past 20 minutes. Itäs nice outside :). Some guz in crutches just sat down next to me a little bit ago with a baguette. Turns out he broke his legs at a concert called RhineCouture here, an heäs an apprentice as a carpenter so his teacher is pissed at him cause he canät do work for the next couple weeks. hahaha. WHZ DO I ALWAZS FALL ASLEEP ON TRAINS AND BUSES; IÄVE MISSED SO MANZ STOPS SINCE IÄVE BEEN HERE and iäve onlz been here two weeks hahahaha. When Danieläs leg can peal, heäs gonna jump on the BierBike in Köln with me. Zou basicallz sit on a table with wheels, and zou pedal with zour legs with 8 other people and drink the shit out of zourselves with a bartender in the middle. hahahaha heäs gonna rage the shite out of me.

Take care everzbodz, if zou wanna write me, itäd be prettz tiiight. At
Im Erlenhof 1051429 Bergisch Gladbach (Moitzfeld Bensberg)

and if zou want me to write zou then leave me a message with zour address, iäll get on eeeet.
Bz the waz, there is a place called the Smokz Boat in Maastricht in the Netherlands where zou can smoke and then go to the top to overlook the river. Prettz good deal, mz friends.

Pierce....are zou keeping the fire mz good friend? Can zou write zour phone number here so I can call zou up on house phone sometime?